Intro:

E-Eaug x4



E            Eaug

Everyone knows Jesus

E                   Eaug

The guy who healed the lame

E             Eaug

Well I am Jesus' brother

H7

Craig is my name



Jesus is the prince of peace 

Jesus is the lamb 

Jesus is the son of god 

But Craig don't give a damn





R:

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Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night

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I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light

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I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20

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But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow

            E     C9

I'm fuckin' Craig

            E     C9

I'm fuckin' Craig

                 E      C9

Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

      E        Eaug

Craig Christ



E-Eaug x4



I hang out with Leppers

Barabas and Sodomay

Jesus' friends are called apostles

Those dudes are totally gay



Jesus performs miracles

From Galilee to Rome 

But it would be a miracle

If he brought a fuckin' lady home



R:

Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'

Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'

I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,

But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn

I'm fuckin' Craig

Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig



Craig Christ



E-Eaug x1



Ami

Jesus was our mother's fave

E

All her love to him she gave

Am

But theres no sibling rivalry

H7

When hes nailed to that tree



R:

And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do

But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through

And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how

who and why and when and where is my messiah now



Its fuckin' Craig

Its fuckin' Craig

Fuckin' Craig

Fuckin' Craig



Craig Christ

Craig Christ

Craig Christ

I'm fuckin Craig