Well she wants to be a singer in the band Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a microphone Looks like she's all alone She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend She keeps staring me out with her black & blue eyes And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance And I was never that good at being nice when I should I guess that she'll forgive right before she tries to kill me Cause I sold her on yesterday's Come take me home eye I can take the the waltz just so she could kick my head in I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd even seen her I was lost in her "what's your name?" Come take me home eye....eye eye's... Ole black & blue eyes....... And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go And if she does she's getting there slow And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be And thats the very thing when your dealing with me Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips And she said o my dearest I'm not pretty, isn't it a pity That you wont kiss these rotten lips So take me home eye..eye...eyes eyes Ole black & blue eyes....... And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go And if she does she's getting there slow And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be And thats the very thing when your dealing with me Do do do do do do do do do...