intro and verses:



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B-----2------------(5)------3-0-------------------

G-2----------6-------(6)--------------------------

D--------------7----------2-----------------------

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E----------5--------------------------------------



There's no wrong way to f*ck a girl with no legs

Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away

There's no wrong way to f*ck a bitch with no faith

Now you'll never be sad again



[F#]Loving you are the two best things

in a world that's skipping t[Bmi]own

[E]Reaching blind into the deepest mouth

in the brownest place ar[F#]ound



(back to verse)

There's something amiss in her cum-stained lips

So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite

Genital outlaws in a positive way

And an everything bagel too



[F#]Getting strangled by the cameraman 

as the world gets home from [Bmi]school

[E]there's a knock at your door and your parents come in

they thought you were a different [F#]girl



(back to verse)

So if you're alone when your parents aren't home

And no one can see your incestous tree

No need to contain what the sparrows can say

Now you'll never be sad again