G           D             Am        G7

Haji was a punk just like any other boy

G                     D             Am            G7                    

And he never had a trouble till he started up his oi band

G            D          Am           G7 

Safe in the garage or singing in the tub

G7                 Am          G7 

Till haji went too far and he plugged in at the pub



G7      G              D         Am             G7

'twas a cold christmas eve when trevor and the skins

G                D          Am              G7

Popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps

G                 D        Am        G7

Trevor liked the music but not the unity

G7                 Am             G7        

He unwound haji's turban and he knocked him to his knees



G7                     G

If god came down on christmas day

Em      D       Am       G7

I know exactly what he'd say

G7        G          D        Am         G7          

He'd say "oi to the punks and oi to the skins-

G7             Am           G7

But oi to the world and everybody wins!"



Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out through the crowd

He said "we'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed"

Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet

Christmas day on the roof down at 20 oxford street





If god came down on christmas day

I know exactly what he'd say

He'd say "oi to the punks and oi to the skins

But oi to the world and everybody wins!"



G                     D                 Am            G7

On the roof with the nun chucks trevor broke a lot of bones

G              D                        Am      G7

But haji had a sword like that guy in indiana jones



G7                     Am   

Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man

G7                   Am

Haji was alone and abandoned by his band

G7                          Am

Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate

G                                 D

When the skins left him there and went down the fire escape

D

Oi! oi!



But then haji saw the north star shining more then ever

So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving trevor

They repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban

And went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon





If god came down on christmas day

I know exactly what he'd say

He'd say "oi to the punks and oi to the skins-

But oi to the world and everybody wins!"



If god came down on christmas day

I know exactly what he'd say

He'd say "oi to the punks and oi to the skins-

But oi to the world and everybody wins!"

Oi! oi!