Tuning: Standard EADGBe



Chords used:

Fm - 133111

Cm - x35543

C# - x46664

Eb - x68886

E -  022100

G -  320033

G# - 466544





Intro: Fm--- x8

Fm--Cm--C#-C#-Eb-E--G- x4





Verse 1:

Fm   Cm

Brian 

C# Eb  E         G   Fm    Cm

   Top marks for not trying

C#   Eb   E      G  Fm

  So kind of you to bless us 

     Cm         C#

with your effortlessness

Eb    E        G   Fm

We're grateful and so 

          Cm       C# Eb E

strangely comforted

G     Fm    Cm

And I wonder 

C# Eb  E           G  Fm   Cm C# E

   are you putting us under

G        Fm             Cm 

Cause we can't take our eyes off 

    C#      Eb  E       G Fm    Cm

the t-shirt and ties combination

     C#            Eb E      G

Well see you later in-novator





Interlude: Fm--Cm--C#-C#-Eb-E--G- x4





Verse 2::

Some want to kiss 

             Fm      Cm C#

some want to kick you

            Eb E

There's not a  net you 

    G     Fm         Cm C#

couldn't slip through

   Eb E                G Fm         Cm

Or at least that's the impression I get 

              C#        Eb     E

cause you're smooth and you're wet

    G     Fm        Cm            C#

And she's not aware yet but she's yours

Eb     E    G    Fm    Cm C#

She'll be saying use me

Eb   E      G Fm   Cm C#

Show me the jacuzzi

  Eb E           G    Fm         Cm

I i--magine that it's there on a plate

     C#    Eb   E          G    Fm

Your rendezvous rate means that you'll 

      Cm            C#

never be frightened to make 

Eb   E        G

them wait for a 





Chorus: 

Cm

while I doubt it's 

          C#    

your style 

Cm

  not to get 

         C#  Cm

what you set out to acquire

The eyes are on fire

    E

You are the unforecasted storm





Guitar Solo: Fm--G#-C#-Cm-G#-C#-Cm- x8





Verse 3: Chordless

Brian Calm collected

and commanding

(Top marks for not trying)

You made the other stories standing

With your renditions and jokes

Bet there's hundreds of blokes that 

have wept cause you've

             Fm     Cm

stolen their thunder

C# Eb  E           G  Fm   Cm C# E

   are you putting us under

G        Fm             Cm 

Cause we can't take our eyes off 

    C#      Eb  E       G Fm    Cm

the t-shirt and ties combination

     C#            Eb E      G

Well see you later in-novator





Outro: Fm---