Tuning is: Down 1/2 Step



Special Chords:



G* (played on the 5th fret) |  E* (played on the 7th fret)

----------------------------------------------------------

d#|---|---|-----|---|       |  d#|---|---|---|---|

A#|---|---|-----|---|       |  A#|---|---|---|---|

F#|---|---|-(7)-|---|       |  F#|---|---|-9-|---|

C#|-5-|---|-----|---|       |  C#|---|---|-9-|---| 

G#|-5-|---|-----|---|       |  G#|-7-|---|---|---|

D#|---|---|-----|---|       |  D#|---|---|---|---|



We only need the 5 :) and to get the right strumming 

just listen to the song! :)



Every Chord is played as a powerchord!



Instead of G* you could play G for a deeper sound 

(if you have 2 guitars one could play high and one deep :) ) 



I didn´t get the solo, sry! :)



Have FUN! :)

Tabbed by M3t4lb4st4rd







Intro:



E* E* E* E* E* C B A E* E* E* E* E* 



E* C B A G  D G

   Oooooooh



if only Brazil was not so far, far away

                        C 

I Would swim or walk or ride

    B     A    G    D G

But never ever fly

G* 

But all the noise of the maniacs there

G* 

The sweat on my face it's worth to bear

    C       B     A          E

But I don't wanna bounce and die





D                     E*

But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress

C          D

I close my eyes, I know what I would go for

C            D      E*

Stewardess before I crash





G             C         

Lavatory Love Machine

E*      D              

No fear can quell my steam

G             C

Lavatory Love Machine

D                     G     D G

No cabin fire burn my dream







I am at your disposal

                                           C

I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide

         B    A         G     D G

Wheeling junk along the aisle

G* 

Keep your seat belt fastened

G* 

You're whipping with an iron voice

       C

You command

   B             A       E

Uh mistress I am in your hands





D                    E*

And when she asks me what I'd like to 

C         D

eat I realise the domina feels the same

    C             D          E*

And I reply: What about your pie?





G             C 

Lavatory Love Machine

E*          D              

No fear can quell my steam

G             C 

Lavatory Love Machine

D                     G     

No cabin fire burn my dream

G             C 

Lavatory Love Machine

          E*       D 

No broken wings to stop me stream

G             C 

Lavatory Love Machine

             D             G       D (play it without the G!)

Honey do you like the way I CREAM?





(Speach of the Captain!)



Pickslide over scream (hold E*)

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH



E* C B A E* C B A G

(Solo)





D

Now if I gotta die

     E*                  C                D

I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash



Let them know I've been alive

C                    D

Till I made my final splash





G             C 

Lavatory Love Machine

E*          D              

No fear can quell my steam

G             C

Lavatory Love Machine

D

oho

G             

Don't hear the scary noises

C                E*       D

From the turbine when you scream

G             C

Lavatory Love Machine

D                          G

No broken wings to stop me stream

G             C

Lavatory Love Machine

             D             G      

Honey do you like the way I CREAM?

G             C

Lavatory Love Machine

D

oho

G             C

Lavatory Love Machine

D                          G

No broken wings to stop me stream