D                             G        A    D

Well I came into a scolding wife a few short years ago

      G            D               A

And ever since i lead a life of misery and woe

    G              D        A              

My wife she is a tyrant, around the room and in

            D              G         A              D

Ah she'd sell me to the devil for a glass or two of gin





Sure I'll get up and go to work as mild as any man

and she'll get up an' dress herself and go and have her dram

and if i chance to say a word it's well i know my doom

she'll follow me with the fire shovel up and down the room



Chorus:

     G                D            G                D

And if the devil'd take her, i'd thank him for his pain,

    G                   D               A           Asus4

I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again

     G                 D            G               D

And if the devil'd take her, I'd thank him for his pain,

        D                 G            A                D

Oh, I swear to god I'll hang meself if i get married again





When I get up at breakfast time she taps me on the head

when I come home at Dinnertime I'll find her drunk in bed

when I come home at suppertime with patience I must stop

Cause she drinks what's in the teapot and I must drink the slops



CHORUS



Well once I asked me scolding wife If i could go to bed

She scarce gave me an hour upon the pillow to lay me head

when like a roarin' lion she come busting down the door

she caught me by the middle and threw me naked on the floor



CHORUS



Break: G A G A D D A G A D X2 



Now me and my companions go to a public place

She'll search around the neigbourhood until she finds my face

she'll hoist me up in ridicule before the company,

saying "pettycoats is your master and forever more shall be!"



CHORUS X4, Last two a capella



 The verses of this song are a drone kept by

 an accordion and bohdrain. chords are those implied.

 the acoustic guitar comes in for the choruses,

actually entering on the downbeat at the end of the verses (i.e "Room")