Intro: D (Dsus2) D G The freaks'll stay together, they're a tight old crew A D You look at them and they look at you D G I love the ballyhoo girl but she don't care G A Bm It's hard to find love anywhere G A D A Hard to find love anywhere D G The professor is the talker he's the talking man A D And if he can't clean a midway nobody can D G He'll get the tip on in from the midway mud G A Bm You gotta have the sawdust in the blood G A D A Gotta have the sawdust in the blood D G See the pig-faced man and the monkey girl A D Come see the big fat lady Bm G 'Gator slim with the alligator skin A D Come see the devil baby Solo: D, G, A, D, G, A, Bm, G, A, D, A D G Springer is the talker he's the talking man A D He's got the whole studio eating out of his hand D G You can be on too with the nuts and the geeks G A Bm Call 1-800-IMA FREAK G A D A 1-800-IMA FREAK D G Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl A D Come be the big fat lady Bm G 'Gator slim with the alligator skin A D Come be the devil baby D G Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl A D Come be the big fat lady Bm G 'Gator slim with the alligator skin A D Come be the devil baby P: Pull off ~: Que notes S: Slide Intro: (1st guitar plays this, 2nd guitar plays the chord) e |-----------2p0--2----------| x 4 B |--------3------------------| G |-----2---------------------| D |--0------------------------| A |---------------------------| E |---------------------------| On almost every “Bm” and some other time Mark is playing this: e |-----------------------------| B |-----------------------------| G |---(11)--9s11--11--9s7--7----| D |-----------------------------| A |-----------------------------| E |-----------------------------| The Chords D play’s like this: e |-------------2---------------| B |-------------3---------------| G |--------2-------2------------| D |---0-~-----------------------| A |-----------------------------| E |-----------------------------| G like this: e |--------------3--------------| B |--------------3--------------| G |--------0--------0-----------| D |-----------------------------| A |-----------------------------| E |----3-~----------------------| A like this: e |-----------------------------| B |-------------2---------------| G |-------------2---------------| D |--------2--------2-----------| A |----0-~----------------------| E |-----------------------------| And Bm like this: e |-----------------------------| B |--------------3--------------| G |--------------4--------------| D |---------4--------4----------| A |----2-~----------------------| E |-----------------------------| Solo (I think the other guitar also jam’s along the solo, but i took out the part Mr. Knopfler plays) : e |-------------5----------------------------------------------------------| B |-----s5---7-----8-8-8-----------8-8----8---7-7-7-----5s7----------------| G |-----------------------------7--------------------------------(7)-------| D |------------------------------------------------------------------------| A |------------------------------------------------------------------------| E |------------------------------------------------------------------------| e |------9--9----5s7~------------------------------------------------------| B |-------------------------10p8—10s12--------10----8--7-------------------| G |------------------------------------------------------------------------| D |------------------------------------------------------------------------| A |------------------------------------------------------------------------| E |------------------------------------------------------------------------| e |------------------------------------------------------------------------| B |------------------------------------------------------------------------| G |---(11)--9s11--9s7--------12--11---9s7s9s7-7s11-------------------------| D |------------------------------------------------------------------------| A |------------------------------------------------------------------------| E |------------------------------------------------------------------------| e |------------------------------------------------------------------------| B |------10p8p7----------------------12------------------------------------| G |----------------9—7s9------9s11~----------------------------------------| D |------------------------------------------------------------------------| A |------------------------------------------------------------------------| E |------------------------------------------------------------------------|