N.C

Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy

Am

And I just came into town

Dm

Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy

                     Am

And I just came into town

E7                           Dm

Well, I heard so much about London

                      Am/Am sus4/Am

I decided to check it out 



Am

Well, I wait in Leicester Square



With a come-hither look in my eye

          Dm

Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column

                            Am

But all I do is talk to the lions



   Am   N.C

Oh where can I get my cock sucked?

Am

Where can I get my ass fucked?

  Dm

I may have no money

      E7                         Am

But I know where to put it every time 



Am

Well, I asked a young policeman



If he'd only lock me up for the night

           Dm

Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,

                                    Am

Some of them, some of them, they're alright

         E7

Well, he fucked me with his truncheon

   Dm                      Am

And his helmet was way too tight 



   Am    N.C

Oh where can I get my cock sucked?





Am     N.C

Where can I get my ass fucked?

      Dm

Well, I ain't got no money,

      E7                         Am

But I know where to put it every time 



Am

I'm a lonesome schoolboy in your town

Dm                                      Am (fade out)

I'm a lonesome schoolboy