Intro:

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I used to watch Highway Patrol whittlin' with my knife

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but the thought never struck me I'd be black and white for life

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I was raised on law and order in a community of strife

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became a restless border and I never took a wife

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I went looking for Khadafi aboard Air Force One

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but I never did find him and the CIA said son

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you'll never be a hero, your flying days are done

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it's time for you to go home now, stop sniffin that smoking gun

      

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I was travellin with my family through the mideast late one night

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in the hotel all was quite the kids were out like little lights

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then the street filled with jeeps there was an explosion to the right

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they chanted "death to America" I was feelin like a fight



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So I ran down the stairs and out into the street

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someone kicked me in the belly someone else kissed my feet

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I was Rambo in the disco shooting to the beat

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When they burned me in effigy my vacation was complete