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*** Autor textu: FTWM
Christmas is here again and nobody called me
Sitting at home alone waiting for party
Suddenly i hear the sound from my chimney above me
Oh f*cking sh*t its Santa and he´s coming for me
I know he thinks i´m waiting for him and then thank him
But all i can see is bottle of beer behind me
I will call my friends.. wait...sh*t i don´t have any friends
I must leave my house before that redhanded bastard catch me
Oh come one please stop telling me that poor story
You know christmas is nothing for me i just wanna party
And i know its lost to hiding,
Everywhere i hide he finds me
Hey boy you have been bad for the whole year and this is my revange!
Chorus:
Oh no.. Santa is near my house
Please leave me alone
Friends keep me away from home
Hou Hou Hou boy here´s your crap!
NO NO! Santa shut the f*ck up!
Every single year was the same,
This one is strange
I dont realy like it because i´m pure sober
And christmas tree in the living room is about to shed
In my head was born a thought watching all days my neighbor Freaky Fred
Playing kids on the streets, they make f*cking mad!
Throwing snow balls in my window
I´m near the crash, make their back bone snap
I found myself and made my underwear wet
And whiskey in the bottle´s getting less
Chorus: 2x
I found something special for fun
Under the tree new loaded gun
I will shoot myself tonight
Goodbye dear Santa Claus