Beau Hey girl I see you made an effort with your lipstick But you got some on your teeth, f***ing dip shit You’re like a hot mess and I like it (Yeah yeah yeah) Beau Let’s go When we go out we make a great team You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean You’re my kind of girl and I like it (Yeah yeah yeah) Jai I’ll be the first one to take you to the prom at high school I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves I even wrote this stupid song because I like you (Really stupid this song) All I don’t need a girl who worries about a thigh gap I like the fact you don’t give a shit about that You’re still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake All To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror When you’re with me you can be who you want for f**k sake Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake Luke I really really like the way your face is (It’s beautiful) Even if there’s food stuck in your braces (YUMMY) But I still snog you because I like it (Yeah yeah yeah) Luke Let me Have a word with your mum cause she’s sexy (She’s sexy) It must run in her genes if you get me I gotta admit that I like her (Yeah yeah yeah) Jai I’ll be the first to take you to the prom at high school I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves I even wrote this stupid song because I like you (I like you) All I don’t need a girl who worries about a thigh gap I like the fact you don't give a shit about that You’re still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake All To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror When you’re with me you can be who you want for f**k sake Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake Jamies Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake All You are prettier than Adriana Lima The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror When you’re with me you can be who you want for f**k sake Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake Daniels Chocolate, strawberry, banana and vanilla cake that would be nice and ice whipped cream cake. And chocolate cake! And cream cake also with a lemon and herb Cake. And some fat cake over there and some tomatosauce cake over there vegemite cake oooh what more cakes do we have? Jacob Fulton’s mmm f***ing cake.