Avril Lavigne - Constipated-original Weir Al Yankovic's [akordy a text]

Intro : ^{Dmi, F}Uh huh ^Cextra cheese ^{Dmi, F}Uh huh ^Csave a peice for me Verse: ^Fpizza, party at your house ^Dmii went, just to check it out ^Bnineteen extra larges, ^Cwhat a shame knowone came ^Fjust us eating all alown ^Dmiyou said take the pizza home ^Bno sence letting all this^C go to to waste so then i faced PRE®:Bb pizza all day, and every day ^Dmicheese round the clock, its getting me blocked Bb and i sure dont care, for irregularities ^Ctel^(letl me^{it, ring)} ®:: ^DmiWhy'd you have to and make me ^{B, F}so constipated ^Ccouse right now id do ^Dmianything at all to get my bo^{B, F}wles evacuated ^Cin the bathroom ^Dmiand i sit, and i wait,^B and i strain and i swe^Fat, and i clench and i fee^Cl the pain oh, ^{Gmi, Bb, (let, it, ring)}should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated No no no Verse 2: ^Fi was, feeling pretty down ^Dmitill my, girlfriend came around ^Bwere just, so alike in every w^Cay, ive gotta say ^Fin fact, i just thought i might ^Dmipop the, question there that night ^Bi was, kissing her so tenderl^Cy, but woe is me PRE®:Bb who would have guest, her family crest ^Dmii suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh Bb and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me ^Ctel^(letl me^{it, ring)} ®:: ^Dmihow was i supposed to know tha^Bt we were both re^Flated ^Cbelive me if i ^Dminew she was my cousin we nev^Ber would have dated^F ^Cwhat to do now ^Dmishould i go ahead and ^Bpropose and get h^Fitched, and have kids with^C eleven toes ^Gmiand move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tol^Bler^(letated^{it, ring)} No no no ^FNo no (no no) ^DmiNo no (no no) Bb No No (no no) ^CNo... Verse3: ^Fi had, so much on my mind ^Dmii thought, maybe id unwind ^Btry out that new roller^C coaster ride, and the guide PRE®:Bb said not to stand, but thats a demand ^Dmithat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet Bb and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see ^Ctel^(letl me^{it, ring)} ®:: ^Dmiwhy'd i have to go and get mys^{B, F}elf decapitated ^Cthis really is a ^Dmimajor inconvenience oh man i^{B, F} really hate it ^Csuch a drag now ^Dmii cant eat, i cant bre^Bath, i cant snore i cant be^Flch or yodell any more, ca^Cnt ^Gmispit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated^{B, (let, it, ring)} oh no ^Dmiwhy'd i have to go and myself ^Ball mutilated ^F ^Ci gotta tell you ^Dmilife without a head kinda ma^{B, F}kes me irritated ^Cwhat a bummer ^Dmii cant blink, i cant c^Bough, i cant sneeze but my ne^Fck is enjoyng a pleasant b^Creeze now ^Gmiive never been the same since my head and me were sep^Bera^{(let, it, ring)}ted No no no

Constipated-original Weir Al Yankovic's

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