Sweeney Todd What can I do for you today sir? Stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin massage. Sit sir. Sit. Judge Turpin You see sir a man infatued with love. Her ardent amd eager slave. So fetch the pomade and pumice stone and lend me a more seductive tone a sprinkling perhaps of French cologne but first sir I think a shave. Sweeney Todd The closest I ever gave *whistles* Judge Turpin In a merry mood today Mr. Todd? Sweeney Todd Tis your delight sir catching fire from one man to the next. Judge Turpin Tis true sir love can still inspire the blood to pound the heartly pyre. What more Sweeney Todd What more? Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd Can man require Judge Turpin Than love sir Sweeney Todd More than love sir Judge Turpin What sir? Sweeney Todd Women Judge Turpin Ah yes women Sweeney Todd Pretty women Now then my friend. Now to your purpose. Patience. Enjoy it. Revenge can’t be taken in haste. Judge Turpin Make haste and in this work you’ll be commended sir Sweeney Todd My lord… And who may it be said is your intended sir? Judge Turpin My ward Pretty as a rose bud Sweeney Todd Pretty as her mother? Judge Turpin Huh? What was that? Sweeney Todd(spoken) Nothing sir. Nothing. (sung) Pretty women Fascinating... Sipping coffee, Dancing... Pretty women Are a wonder. Pretty women! Sitting in the window or Standing on the stair Something in them cheers the air. Pretty women Judge Turpin Silhouetted... Sweeney Todd Stay within you, Judge Turpin Glancing... Sweeney Todd stay forever, Judge Turpin Breathing lightly... Sweeney Todd Pretty women, Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd(together and alternating) Pretty women! Blowing out their candles or Combing out their hair, Combing out their hair then they leave Even when they leave you and vainish they somehow can still can remain there with you Even when they leave They still are there. They're there Ah! Pretty women, Sweeney Todd At their mirrors, Judge Turpin In their gardens, Sweeney Todd Letter-writing, Judge Turpin Flower-picking, Sweeney Todd Weather-watching. Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin How they make a man sing! Proof of heaven as you're living, Pretty women! Sir, pretty women! Yes pretty women, Pretty women, Pretty women, Pretty women