What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now, He'd make a plan And he'd follow through, That's what Brian Boitano'd do. When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, Skating for the gold, He did two Salchows and a triple lutz, While wearing a blind fold. When Brian Boitano was in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, He used his magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair. So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today, I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, That's what Brian Boitano'd do. I want this V-chip out of me, It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y. And I just want my mom To stop fighting everyone For Wendy I'll be an activist too, Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do. And what would Brian Boitano do, He'd call all the kids in town, And tell them to unite for true That's what Brian Boitano'd do. When Brian Boitano travelled through time To the year 3010, He fought the evil robot kings and saved the human race again And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, He beat up Kublai Kahn. Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body So let's all get together, And unite to stop our mom's And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do. And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo, That's what Brian Boitano'd do.