^Cartman You guys, this is all Kyle\'s mom\'s fault. ^Kyle Shut up Cartman! ^Cartman Kyle\'s mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she\'s a big fat stupid bit... ^Kyle Don\'t say it Cartman! ^Cartman Weeeeeelllllll! ^Kyle Don\'t do it Cartman! ^Cartman Weeeeeelllllll! ^Kyle I\'m warning you! ^Cartman Okay, okay... ^Kyle I\'m gettin\' pretty sick of him calling my mom a... ^Cartman Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle\'s mom\'s a bitch, she\'s a big fat bitch, She\'s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She\'s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, She\'s a bitch to all the boys and girls! ^Kyle Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! ^Cartman On Monday she\'s a bitch, on Tuesday she\'s a bitch, And Wednesday through Saturday she\'s a bitch, Then on Sunday, just to be different, She\'s a super king kamehameha bi-atch! Come on, you all know the words! Have you ever met my friend Kyle\'s mom? She\'s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She\'s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, She\'s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she\'s a stupid bitch! Kyle\'s mom\'s a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! Talk to kids around the world, It might go a little bit somethin\' like this! (Cartman & kids in various languages) Have you ever met my friend Kyle\'s mom? She\'s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She\'s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, She\'s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she\'s a stupid bitch! ^Stan Uh, Cartman... ^Cartman Kyle\'s mom\'s a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! I\'m really mad at Kyle\'s mom! She\'s a big fat, fuckiiin\' biiiiiitch, Mean old fat fuckin\' bitch, Kyle\'s moooom yeah-chaaaa... What? Oh, fuck...