^Cartman You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault. ^Kyle Shut up Cartman! ^Cartman Kyle's mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she's a big fat stupid bit... ^Kyle Don't say it Cartman! ^Cartman Weeeeeelllllll! ^Kyle Don't do it Cartman! ^Cartman Weeeeeelllllll! ^Kyle I'm warning you! ^Cartman Okay, okay... ^Kyle I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a... ^Cartman Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls! ^Kyle Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! ^Cartman On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch! Come on, you all know the words! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! Talk to kids around the world, It might go a little bit somethin' like this! (Cartman & kids in various languages) Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! ^Stan Uh, Cartman... ^Cartman Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! I'm really mad at Kyle's mom! She's a big fat, fuckiiin' biiiiiitch, Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa... What? Oh, fuck...