^ANDY Oh, it’s been a long time coming Two of the world’s greatest America’s Sweetheart, Reba McEntyre (^Kenan: Yeah, yeah, how you doin’, Andy?) We ‘bout to take it to the top Hit ‘em, Reba ^KENAN Haters in my face Try to keep me down But you know we keep on shining (^Andy: Here we go!) Two big stars from opposite worlds ‘Bout to set this track on fire (^Andy: Yeah, she’s the queen of country) He’s a comedy prince Makin’ something out of nothing (^Andy: We hooked up in the studio to make this song!) But as usual we ended up f*cking (^Andy: No doubt!) ^ANDY Flashback to when I first met Reba Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba I said I was a fan, she said “groovy” Dropped her denim skirt and said, “hop to it” Made love all night (^Kenan: More like we f*cked!) Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt But them autographs can wait ‘Cause this is way too strong I can’t leave it alone Because her pussy’s the bomb ^KENAN Well my pussy is the bomb and that’s a fact But these n-words keep on tripping (^Andy: Okay!) So I stay on my grind and drop these hits ‘Cause I can’t go back to stripping (I’m Reba!) (^Andy: You’re my undercover freak) And you’re my best friend, but our families don’t approve (^Andy: That’s right ‘cause I’m a city boy) And I’m a country girl And I’ll never leave your sweet balls blue ^ANDY Ay, because a girl like Reba’s got just what I need With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave (^Kenan: And a penis) Hot damn, she fly All she wanna do is f*ck me I’m a lucky guy (^Kenan: I’m a guy too) My friends think I should dump her They say she’s a man who found a wig in a dumpster (^Kenan: Your friends are smart) Naw, Rebs, they’re just jealous ‘cause I’m dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas (^Kenan: Hanging like my nuts) Word up, they’re just liars They can’t believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre ^KENAN Since I came out my mama’s butt I knew I was destined for greatness I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig And thought, “hey brother, I’m gon’ take this” (^Andy: Tell ‘em, Reba!) So I put it right on and took a stroll Right over to 30 Rock (^Andy: SNL!) I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba And I made him suck my dirty cock ^ANDY So there you have it Two worlds collide We the new Bonnie and Clyde (^Kenan: Reba!) From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive For Reba I ride, ‘til the day that we die (^Kenan: I’m Reba!)