I have a little house Close to town but not to the city Far from home but near my family No water views but so close to the sea I see, this is how my little life could be And I'm filling it with things Like furniture that I find on the street And all the special things I'd like to eat Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, oh meet Well I'm orbiting the world And it's so pretty and so lonely My little love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide And my sex life has all been plagiarized In an attempt to meet a harsh down line I'd like to rent a wife Then rent a husband to keep her for life The three of us, we could be so happy Then with each other, meet with company I'll see them, I'll find a flight around the world And it's so pretty and so lonely I could just die, I might just die I could just die, I might just die And at my funeral They will say Tom he was such a nice guy He went too early but he went in style They'll play my music and then they will cry Then they'll have a little wake They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake And my mothers little heart will break And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake. He can't be dead, take me instead" Oh but I'm not dead They tell me I'm not dead They say that I'm not dead That I won't die for some time In my little house Just writing little songs to past the time Which incidentally is 7:49 So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine I'm just a fu-king fine.