Honey, are you up? Are you free to call? I've been spinning out on my own I can't figure the washing machine at all I don't understand the controls But otherwise I'm living the dream, I guess On the other side of the world Oh god, I miss you telling me how to dress Does the jacket go with the shirt? All my life I feel like I'm falling behind I go out all night I try to get out of my mind And I smile real wide Two thumbs up for the Hollywood sign It's a lonely ride Way out here on the other side Oh, what a life I wish I had the courage to walk away 'Cause you'd be better off alone But every time I go to speak, I choke My words are always coming out wrong All my life I feel like I'm falling behind I go out all night Trying to get out of my mind And I smile real wide Two thumbs up for the Hollywood sign It's a lonely ride Way out here on the other side Oh, what a life But I can't for the life of me think what I'd do I'm a tragedy walking What kind of man would I be without you Baby, I'm nothing 'Cause I gave up on everything I ever loved Just to satisfy my ego And no matter how much of that medicine I took It was all just placebo All my life I feel like I'm falling behind I go out all night Trying to get out of my mind And I smile real wide Two thumbs up for the Hollywood sign It's a lonely ride Way out here on the other side Oh, what a life Oh, what a life