KING OF COMEDY



Chords by:  Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us)





D

Make your money with a suit and tie

A

Make your money with a shrewd denial

C                              G

Make your money expert advice,

G   A                 (before chorus hold 1st A on this line)

If you can wing it



D

Make your money with a power ply

A

Make your money with a buyout bribe

C            G  G  A

Make it lie     as long as you mean it



Chorus:

Gm      C             G

I'm not King of Comedy

Gm              C             G

Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)





D

Make your money with exploitation

A

Make it holy illumination

C                             G

Say a prayer at every station

G               A

Don't forget to ask for mercy



D

Make your money with a pretty face

A

Make it easy with product placement

C                                 G

Make it charged with controversy

G                 A

I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi





Gm      C             G

I'm not king of comedy,

Gm           C         G

I'm not your magazine,

Gm           C          G

I'm not your television





{Bridge:}  G5  Slide (8x)





D

Make your money, make it rich

A

make it young and make it quick

C                                     G

Make your money on the jukebox, baby,

G    A

it's pick up sticks



D

Make your enemies make your moves

A

Make your critics fumble through

C                                   G

Make it smart and make it schmooze

G       A

Make it look easy



Gm      C             G

I'm not king of comedy,

Gm           C         G

I'm not your magazine,

Gm           C          G

I'm not your television

Gm           C             G

I'm not your movie screen

Gm         C     G

I'm not commodity    (all together now)



{Following chords are picked:}

Gm          C     G

I'm not commodity

Gm          C     G

I'm not commodity

Gm          C     G

I'm not commodity

Gm          C     G

I'm not commodity