E A D G B e

D     x-x-o-2-3-2

F#m   x-x-4-6-7-5

Em    x-x-2-4-5-3

A(ii) x-0-2-0-2-2





Opening

E------------------------------------------

A--------------------------------0---------

D--0---------4---------2----------2--------

G-----2--2------6--6------4--4-----0-------

B----3--3-3----7--7-7----5--5-5------2-----

e---2--2------5--5------3--3--------2------



(picking)



D           F#m                    Em                        A(ii)

Dont always have to f..k her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right, to do



D                   F#m              Em                    A(ii)

Sometimes you got to make some love, and f...in giver some smoochy smooch





(The opening picking plays throught most of the song except for whats below and a few other times)



(strumming)



Bm                    G        Bm                        G

Sometimes you have to squeeze, sometimes you have to say please



D                        A

Somtimes you have to say hey



(Picking)



         D        F#m      Em                A(ii)

Im gonna fuck you softly, im gonna screw you gently



         D        F#m       Em               A(ii)

Im gonna hump you sweetly, im gonna ball you discretly



(strumming)



Bm                  G

And then you'll say hey I brought you flowers



D                   A

And then you'll say wait a minute Sally



Bm            G

I think i got somethin in my teeth



         D                  A

Will you get it out for me, Thats f...in teamwork



(picking)



D                    F#m

What's your favorite posish? 



Em                              A(ii)

That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.



D                    F#m

What's your favorite dish?



              Em                             A(ii)

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!



(strumming)



Bm                 G

And then I'm gonna love you completely,



D                     A

and then I'll f...ing f...k you discreetly, 



Bm                    G

and then I'll f...ing bone you completely. 



    D              A        C     D

But then I'm gonna f..k you hard! Hard.