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D                Bm

You don't always have to fuck her hard,  In

Em                        A 

Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.

D                   Bm

Sometimes you gotta make some love

Em                          A

   And fuckin give her some smooches too



Bm                   G

Sometimes you got to squeeze

Bm                       G

Sometimes you got to say please

D                        A

Sometimes you got to say hey:



          D             Bm

I'm gonna fuck you .... softly

Em                  A

I'm gonna screw you gently

          D             Bm

I'm gonna hump you....  sweetly

          Em            A

I'm gonna ball you ...  discretely---



Bm                  G

  And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers

D                   A

  And then you say, Wait a minute sally!

Bm              G                               Em

  I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?

A

That's fuckin' Teamwork!



D                      Bm

What's your favorite posish?

Em                              A                           D

That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

                       Bm

What's your favorite dish?

              Em                             A

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!



    Bm                         G

And then I'm gonna love you completely

    D                             A

And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely

    Bm                           G

And then I'll fuckin bone you completely

    Em

But then...