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Verse:



G                                D                                          G

Everybody   screamed,   when  I  kissed  the  teacher



                                      D

And  the  must  have  thought  they  dreamed



                                      G                                           A

When  I  kissed  the  teacher.  All  my  friends  at  school



                                            F#m

They  had  never  seen  the  teacher  blush



        Bm                         Em                   A

He  looked  like  a   fool,     nearly  petrified  cause  he



                                      D                                        G

Was  taken  by  surprise …  When  I  kissed  the  teacher



                              D                                                           G

Couldn't  quite  believe  his  eyes,  when  I  kissed  the  teacher



                                     A

My  whole  class  went  wild,   as  I  held  my  breath



        F#m                              Bm                    Em

The  world  stood  still  but  then  he  just  smiled,  I  was  in



               A                                                       D        Db   D

The  seventh  heaven  when  I  kissed  the  teacher.





                                Bm  A  Bm             G

One  of  these  days                            gonna  tell  him



      A                                          D  Dmaj7  Db7

I  dream  of  him  every  night



                         A7                             Bm                 Bb

One  of  these  days                gonna  show  him  I  care



             Bm                  E/Ab       Ab7

Gonna  teach  him  a   lesson  alright.





I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher.  Suddenly I took the chance, when I kissed the teacher.  Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry.  And I couldn't help it I just had to kiss the teacher.



What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher.  All my sense had flown away, when I kissed the teacher.  My whole class went wild, as I held my breath the world stood still and he just smiled.  I was in the 7th heaven when I kissed the teacher.