I apologise for any chords labelled wrong.



		E A D G B E

		-----------

	D	0 0 0 2 3 2

	A	0 0 2 2 2 0

	G	3 2 0 0 0 1

	G/F#	2 0 0 0 0 0

	Em7	0 2 2 0 0 0

	Cadd9	0 3 2 0 0 0





Here goes:



          D             A          Em7        G

I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know,

          D            A       Em7   G/F#   G

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe





  D                            A

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,

     Em7                    G

But all i wanna do is get into his parka

        D              A         Em7        G

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe





           (Soft)

       D                                A

Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like flowers

    Em7                       Cadd9

But me i've got this crazy yearning for rubber

         D          A           Em7            G

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe





 D                       A

I make a wish on the northern lights

     Em7                              G

that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

          D           A         Em7           G

I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now





           [That random seal solo]





           (Soft)

       D                       A

These cold winter nights are taking their toll

    Em7                    G

I even get excited when i see the north pole



See the north pole



           (Hard)

          D            A           Em7        G

I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know

         D            A         Em7   G/F#  G

i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe



Outro:   Em7   G/F#  G   A  D